Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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