Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
it was like eating out sand paper
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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