: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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