is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
