Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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