Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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