you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
