4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Randomize
