I want to stick my p in your. b.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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