before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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