problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
There r osticjed everywhere
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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