halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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