too bad you live with your parents still
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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