I accidentally had phone sex last night
Your dad touched me again.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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