Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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