I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
His hands were made for my vagina.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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