That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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