i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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