I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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