I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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