i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
