Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Still dying that you shit outside
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Randomize
