return my video game
This girl is more easily done than said...
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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