Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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