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So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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