Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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