I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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