You're completely useless in the revolution.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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