She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
love makes seman taste better
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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