I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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