God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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