dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
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