I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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