Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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