doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Two words: nipple clamps
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