just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
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