Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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