he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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