Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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