bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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