i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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