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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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