Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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