You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
i think my mom watched the whole time
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
soo... how was my night?
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