Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
This is the high leading the old right now
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Randomize
