hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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