If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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