were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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