I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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