i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
These tits shall not be calmed
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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